MURGA TO MURGI.
.
I love u jaan.
main tumhare liye kuch b kar sakta hon,
.
MURGI:
haye Allah sachi,
.
MURGA: haan
.
MURGI:
chal phir aaj anda tu de=

Sardar:Kal koyi meri biwi k purse se 2000 Le gya

Pathan:Jhoot bolti hai,1500 tha,hum ne 2 bar gina tha

Sardar: Paise ka masla nhi, bus tu admi ka pata kr.

Sheikh: Meri biwi buht fzool khrch hæ Jb se shadi hui hæ roz 100, 200 mangti hæ
DOST: Wo in paison ka kia karti hai?
Sheikh: Kya pata Mai ne kabhi diye hi nahi

Sardar :
Nothing Da ki matlab ay ?

Teacher:
Kuch Nahi.

Sardar : Enj nai ho skda , Jadon lafz bnya ae Te Kuj tay mtlab hoye ga . . . .

Police to sardar:Tumhien chori krty wqt apni biwi or betiyon ka khyal nae aya tha?

Sardar: Khayal te aya c janab,per Dukan wich saari mardana variety c.

Sardar: Dr.Sb. chashma laga k main akhbar parh sakoon ga na...?

Dr: Haan, bilkul...!

Sardar: Shuker hey,Warna un-parh ki zindgi bhi koi zindgi hai..

In school canteen, there was a basket of apples with notice written :

"don't take more than 1, God is watching!"

A little further there was a box of choclates,
a naughty child wrote:
"Take as many as u want. God is watching the apples":-)

Chota Srdar 2 his Papa:Maine shadi krni hai
Papa: Puter kide nal
Srdar: Papa dadi ama de naal
Papa:Bayghairta o meri maa ae
Srdar:Te tusi meri maa nal kyu kiti?

Sardar or American dinner me Siri-Paaye kha rahe thay.

American k hath me bakray ki zaban agai.

American: Wats dis?

Sardar: Khoteya"This is Language"

Angraiz elaan ker raha tha aur sardar translate ker raha tha.
Ladies § gentle men,
= Oeye kanjro

Listen carefuly,
= kaan khol k sun lo

If u interfare iKHAN ne 1Bacha agwa kia
or taawaan k lye sticker pe ye likh k bache pe chipkaya:
10 Laakh kal subah pul k neche pohnchado?
Or bache ko ghar wapis bhejdian Govt affairz
= jaye kise nay hukumat nal begherti kiti

He wil b punishd hard
= ohday nal kuttyan wali kiti jaye gi

Thats all
= hun dafa ho jao..
Dusre din wo pul k neche gaya to usy pese milgye
or sath sticker pe likha tha:
Khuda Qasam
pese ka ghum nai,
Ghum is baat ka hy k
KHAN ne KHAN ko luta